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SATIRE
Letter to David Tam Baryoh from Silly Little Asma James
Please can you come and join us in our pro-SLPP radio programme this morning of February 1st 2012? You see we want you badly on the programme because we were unable to set up Dr. Sylvia Blyden as she is way too smart for us and she cleverly molested us instead. So we want you to come instead since you are another of the fiercely independent minds in the journalism landscape and we want to molest all independent journalists who are refusing to toe our SLPP outrageous lines in the media.
Feb 1, 2012, 17:08

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Sierra Leone's Ariogbo says:- Papa, Do Ya, Lef Da Pikin!
Who says Osama Banja is a replica of the respected American citizen Benjamin Franklyn? Benjamin Franklyn will never behave rudely in public; he will never behave as a BIG MAN BIG FOOL. So you better stop comparing the eighty one year old respected American with a man that is frustrated because certain people have decided to hol up his pension. What this Ariogbo is here to do is to expose immoral elderly folks. And Osama Banja, please desist from acting the way you are doing especially against Sylvie Iron Lady. Please take this as a precaution and not a threat.
Nov 1, 2011, 17:14

SATIRE
SLPP NAIVETY & ANTI CORRUPTION COMMISSION AS WILLING TOOLS FOR THE WHITE GENERAL
The latest alleged demand from Dr. Bu-Buakei Jabbi should not come as too much of a surprise to those of us who have been observing Sierra Leone politics for the past thirty years. Jabbi is one of the most cunning Sierra Leonean politicians whilst John Benjamin’s series of landslide victories in politics (from his Student Days to date) has not helped him to hone his cunning skills to the point of being politically fine tuned. Winning elections by landslides serve to dull your political skills. JOB has not found himself in situations where he had to sharpen his political senses to be a cunning, deceitful politician who says what he does not mean. He is a very genuine politician and so his cunning detractors have been running circles around him.
Jun 16, 2011, 17:04

SATIRE
Sierra Leone's Lawless Presidential Aspirant Wants Protection he does not deserve
A notorious leader of a band of drug addicts and violent miscreants who daydreams he could again sit in the seat he had once obtained through violence and subterfuge, now realises that the pen is mightier than the sword. Upon seeing his threats against journalists to the extent of his supporters beating them up, have failed to intimidate the journalists, he now goes on his knees and begs his party to go to his rescue. The question is: What can the party do to help him? Can the party defend the indefensible? Can the party of Constance Cummings-John and Sir Milton Margai defend the use of violence, djamba, witch-guns, ronko-dressed red-clothed herbalists, sokobanas, etc. etc? The saga continues.... CLICK ABOVE LINK FOR THE CARTOON!
Apr 7, 2011, 11:10

SATIRE
YAR NAR BAR! NAR FOR SPOIL!!! - Using Drugged Up Supporters to intimidate other Aspirants away from Party HQs
Undoubtedly the consumption of prohibited substances especially marijuana is a recipe for violence and other social misconducts. However, a certain over-ambitious flag bearer for the XXX opposition party has come under the spotlight for wooing unsuspecting youths by encouraging them in the consumption of these illegal substances in order to have them perpetuate untold sufferings on other party members and intimidate other aspirants. What can you say about the political future of such a so-called politician?
Jan 14, 2011, 17:11

SATIRE
DISRESPECT FOR COURT CASE BY CALLING ON 'BIG BROTHER' TO ASSIST YOU IN WITNESS BOX
The cartoon by all standards tells a fictitious story about the common deeds of highly-placed people whilst in court. As can be seen a witness testifying in an all important matter of national concern ignore court rules by making a phone call to presumably a big political heavy-weight in spite of the fact that a member of the Defense Team was making an application to the sitting Judge: a real mockery of the President Koroma’s call for behavioral change.
Jan 14, 2011, 17:10


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Letter to David Tam Baryoh from Silly Little Asma James
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